Quickies that are really bad
I bought Connor a Scooby Doo joke book the other day - here is just a sampling of the torture...
What has no head but a sore throat?
The headless hoarseman!
What Scary Scottish beast always rings the doorbell?
The knockless monster!
Are Zombies good at rollerblading?
No, they're rotten!!!
Hahahaha! Thanks to Running Press for such a baleful bag of jokes and Hanna Barbera for Scooby and those meddling kids!
What has no head but a sore throat?
The headless hoarseman!
What Scary Scottish beast always rings the doorbell?
The knockless monster!
Are Zombies good at rollerblading?
No, they're rotten!!!
Hahahaha! Thanks to Running Press for such a baleful bag of jokes and Hanna Barbera for Scooby and those meddling kids!
1 Comments:
At 1:28 PM, Anonymous said…
What do you mean "torture?" I seem to recall someone say: "mom, come here, listen to this and see if you can guess the answers...." and we had a good time with it. Ah!
Mom
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